Beer saved their marriage

Beer was the only thing that brought them back fully together. It was a common denominator. Getting a bit tipsy and drunk off bitter beer was what they had to do to sustain their relationship. She came home from her job only to find her husband sitting on the sofa, giving her the silent treatment.“Hi?”Continue reading “Beer saved their marriage”

“Civilization was created by few, built by many, and given to most”

“Civilization was created by few, built by many, and given to most,” my father told me from his deathbed. “It was given to my generation, and we destroyed it, now it’s time for you to create a new one.” “I’ll do it” I had said half-assed before he closed his eyes and passed away. It took meContinue reading ““Civilization was created by few, built by many, and given to most””

Lottery in heaven

Hey, there’s nothing wrong! What’s “right” after all? Nothing bad about a bit of color and numbers that indicate some sort of a foreseeable prize ahead of you! You bet! After all, this is gambling But it’s not bad, because it’s gambling in heaven! Chillax, have some wine, have a cigar and roll up yourContinue reading “Lottery in heaven”