Biggest fears

What’s one of your biggest fears?   Getting up and going to work Without pants on

Job Interview

What are your top skills? Not thinking a lot, pretty much What’s your greatest strength? I’m pretty boring, but calm What do you value? Community happiness Are you competitive? No Are you analytical and practical? Yes Are you creative? Yes Are you professional? What is professional? Having manners and staying relevant Then no How do

Social woes

Maybe I am that person who walked out of the gathering early Maybe I’m forever doomed to be an anomaly Too honest amongst a hoard of fake smiles Yet guarded enough to be confusing And sensitive enough to be a diva.